THE WOMANIZER
Hey.
I'm done. It's your turn.
Wait a moment.
Count to one hundred. I need to take off my clothes first.
I didn't know you liked doing it like this.
You've tied it too tight, don't you think?
Bear it for now.
It'll be fast.
What are you doing?
I have to punish you in the name of all the girls
that you bullied.
How could I have such a dream?
I'm done now. It's your turn.
Wait a moment.
You...
Count to one hundred. I need to take off my clothes first.
- One, two... - Keep counting.
- Three... - Continue.
Four.
Fifty-seven.
Fifty-eight
Fifty-nine
Sixty.
Ma Xiaoqian.
Ma Xiaoqian!
Shit.
She didn't take my clothes away, did she?
Shit... Ma Xiaoqian!
Ma Xiaoqian!
I...
Stop playing around. Give me the card.
You really can't remember who I am?
Ma Xiaoqian!
Ma Xiaoqian! Stop it.
- Stop playing around and give me the card. - No.
- Get away from me! - Give it to me!
Give it to me.
- No. - Ma Xiaoqian!
- Give me the card. - Stop playing.
Wait a moment.
- Give it to me. - No!
Xia Hejie!
What are you looking at? Pervert!
Stop playing around. Give me the card.
- Give me the card! - All right. I'll give it to you.
Are you stupid?
Ma Xiaoqian!
You can't deal with every woman.
- At least not with me. - Ma Xiaoqian.
Hey. This is the ninth floor.
Above is the roof and below is the lobby. Take your time and make up your mind.
According to a customer there's a couple on the ninth level
with insufficient amount of clothing.
Xiao Chen, you go over there and take a look.
Got it. I'll be up there right away.
THANKS FOR THIS WONDERFUL NIGHT - JOCELYN
Reporting. There is nothing on the ninth floor. Over.
You just came in at the right time.
My husband just went out.
If you were here he would be very angry.
Sorry. I just ran into some trouble. You know... women.
The person you just met is a girl.
I am the woman.
Boss.
You're in the newspaper.
Am I wearing clothes?
Ah?
Yeah.
You went out to dinner last night and you made the headlines today.
I think you asked the reporters to come. But you were very efficient.
You're even more efficient than I am. If we continue on like this,
then I'll probably lose my job. If I lose my job...
Boss, how can I serve you in the future and stay by your side?
Your coffee.
XIA HEJIE HAS TAKEN ACTION KINDERGARTEN TEACHER VS TOP MODEL
- Ma Xiaoqian! - What is it?
Ma Xiaoqian! Ma Xiaoqian! You're in the newspaper!
- How is it possible? - Take a look yourself.
The headlines of the entertainment section.
What is this?
Wow.
There's even a rating chart there.
This is really crossing the line!
They put my measurements on there? How am I going to get married?
No.
At least you two are the same age. Equal for age.
Mary Huang! Do you think that is comforting?
Oh, please!
It's with Xia Hejie!
You don't know how many women are jealous of you.
Oh right. Does he know that you guys were elementary school classmates?
- Was he surprised? - I didn't tell him.
You didn't tell him? I thought you did. That's why you two reconcile.
That's why you two progressed so quickly.
Reconciled?
Who wants to reconcile with him?
Why would I reconcile with Da Hejie?
Where did you get that idea?
But isn't Xia Hejie's last name Xia?
- His last name isn't Da. - Stop talking nonsense!
Nothing.
You promised me you won't tell him.
You can't secretly go tell him.
I remember!
I just don't understand why you're so stubborn.
If you hate a person ever since you were young, would you forget him so easily?
Did you think I was some kind of trash?
Am I that easy to forget about?
Don't remember me. All right. Don't remember me.
I will mess with him and he will never know why.
There must be a reason why you're this mad.
What happened last night anyways?
Nothing happened. We just had dinner.
I don't believe you.
In this picture, it doesn't look like you're just having dinner.
Then we went to see the night view.
And then?
My eye-liner smeared and he helped me wipe it.
And then?
There isn't an "and then".
Ma Xiaoqian, why are you blushing?
I'm not!
- You guys already did... - No! Don't talk nonsense!
- I went home after! - I don't believe you!
It's true!
But the newspaper doesn't say that. Look.
It clearly says. "Had dinner together at 7:12 at night.
At 8:28 PM, seen on balcony, flirting.
At 8:53 PM, they went into a ho..."
Why did you two went to the hotel?
You left by yourself first. Why?
And how is Xia Hejie's body?
How is it? Does he have abs? Does he have a six pack?
Is his chest big or not?
Of course it's bigger than mine!
Who would have a smaller chest than me?
That's true too. Hurry! Is his chest big or not?
Please tell me! I really want to know! Hurry and tell me.
- Is his chest big or not? - I don't know, it's not like
anything happened between us. How am I supposed to tell you?
- Ma Xiaoqian, stop hiding it. - I'm not!
- Yes, you are! - No, I'm not.
- That's fine. You're not telling me? - That's right.
You won't say? I'm going to kill you!
You dared to secretly attack me? You dared?
Don't do it to me!
Don't make me use my signature move! I'm coming!
- Wait a second. - Xia Hejie!
How is Xia Hejie's body?
- Mary Huang! - Ma Xiaoqian...
- Mary Huang, catch it! - Hurry! Why me? Who is it?
Pick it up. It's my grandma. Pick it up.
Hi. Xiaoqian... Xiaoqian isn't here.
Can I ask who you are?
Grandma?
Xiaoqian went to buy some stuff.
When she comes back, I'll tell her to to call you back. Okay?
Me? I'm Xiaoqian's roommate. I am Mary.
Goodbye, Grandma. Goodbye.
Why? Why didn't you pick it up yourself?
Oh, my God. Grandma must've seen the newspaper article.
So?
- You don't know Grandma. - Why? Is Grandma really mean?
What do you mean "mean"?
My grandma isn't mean. She's super fierce.
If you have the guts come out and see me!
- Let's go. - Go where?
Zhang Family, I, Ma Yanghen's grandchild
don't need to be disciplined by you!
As an adult, you dare to bully a little girl?
Are you still considered a man? If you have the guts, then come out.
Whether it's academics or martial art I'll fight you until the end.
Come out! You're still hiding!
You... You really are...
Your grandma is really fierce. Even her name is fierce. Yang Hen.
- No wonder you're so afraid of her. - It's not just me, okay?
My father, my mother, my uncle and my aunt, everyone's afraid of her.
Once she says something, no one dares give their opinion.
Your grandpa passed away early. She raised five children by herself.
If she wasn't fierce, then you guys would be bullied. It's reasonable.
That's true.
But did you know that Grandma always objected to me coming to Taipei.
Now something like this happened.
What should I do?
Boss, why didn't you accept the interview?
It would be on the front page.
Are you stupid? It's not like Ma Xiaoqian is Amanda.
It ruins my value to be with an average citizen like her.
Good morning.
Stop giving me that smiling face.
Were you the one that sent a package by a helicopter?
Too many things happened recently. I've forgotten about it. Da Mao...
- Yes? - Check my schedule to see if I sent
- something by a helicopter. - Yes.
Stop putting up a show in front of me.
Xia Hejie, I'm warning you.
Stay away from our Amanda.
She isn't the person you should be playing games with.
All right. I will surely keep a distance from her.
If you are there, that is.
Oh, right. Tell Amanda that I love her.
I... My boss loves your boss.
Principal. I begged my Mom for you.
- Then she won't sue you. - I know!
I know.
Your Mommy has already told me.
But women change their minds very quickly.
If she's not in the mood, one day she'll probably want to sue you again.
But it doesn't matter. Mommy loves me the most.
I'll say good things for you.
Thank you.
Shouldn't you be going to class right now?
I can't. Listen to me, my body is very weak.
I just came out of the hospital.
I'm weak, so I can't go to class.
Such as singing, drawing,
physical education classes. I can't go to those.
If you don't go to class then what are you going to do?
I'll take care of that.
Tell me how do I face the parents?
Mary Huang!
- The reporters are at the entrance. - What should we do?
I think we should go in by climbing up the wall.
Boss!
Xiao Tuoluo, I call him "Boss".
- Why are you copying me? - You're not the only one that can.
Just let me call him that for a while.
Boss.
Little boy. Listen. Don't call me "boss" again.
- Did you hear me? - Yes, sir.
- Good morning! - Good morning.
Xia Hejie came.
I see that!
Tell him to work in the garden.
Why don't you tell him yourself?
Does it matter who tells him?
Ms. Xiaoqian said you should work in the garden.
The tools are in the storage room.
All right.
- You can't follow me. - Yes, sir!
Ms. Mary.
Come over here.
Why are you here? What is it?
Is Ms. Xiaoqian mad at me?
She's not mad at you. It has nothing to do with you. Prepare for class.
Hurry and go! Hurry!
How do you type with the computer off?
Go do what you have to do.
Hurry.
- Come over here. - What is it?
Stop talking and come.
What? What feelings towards Ma Xiaoqian?
Yes! Ask your boss if he has feelings towards Ma Xiaoqian!
Don't let him know I asked you.
Tell me his answer when you get it.
Wait. I asked this morning. I got scolded.
So can you please not get me scolded twice?
- You asked? What did he say? - My boss said
"It's not like Ma Xiaoqian is Amanda.
It ruins my value to be with an average citizen like her."
Obviously, my boss wants to date Amanda.
- Then why did he ask her to dinner? - Who is he?
He's Xia Hejie!
If he doesn't ask girls out to dinner, you think he'd ask a guy out to dinner?
My boss's highest record is dating four different girls on the same day.
Two were actually twins too.
- Then does he have a girlfriend? - Not right now.
Okay, okay. Then you should still ask for me.
I already told you that he only wants to date Amanda.
Which part did you not understand?
He wants to date her but he might not be able to. Just ask.
That's it.
Quickly ask.
What is wrong with her?
- The big wind blows. - Blows what?
It blows... the people wearing shoes!
Hurry!
- Come, you... you say it. - The big wind blows.
- What does it blow? - The people wearing socks!
This Ma Xiaoqian is sometimes quite attractive.
But why would she make me think of Braces Girl?
Boss.
Bo... Boss.
Boss, drink some water.
Boss, what do you think of Ma Xiaoqian?
What do you mean, what do I think of her?
Recently, your attitude towards her is a bit different.
How is it different?
Boss, you said you wanted to date Amanda, right?
But aren't you afraid of going against that mean manager of hers?
She doesn't like me anyways. So what if I go against her?
Ma Xiaoqian doesn't like you either.
But you invite her to dinner and give her flowers.
Why is there such a difference in treatment?
Boss, I've followed you for so many years.
It's the first time you gave up a chance to be on the headlines.
You avoided interviews and wanted to handle the matter with a low profile.
Is it because you want to protect Ma Xiaoqian?
Was it Mary who told you to come ask me these things?
Yes. No, no.
It's because I was watching the way you watch her.
I wasn't looking at her.
I was just thinking about a neighbor I had back when I was younger.
Don't run!
- Daddy. Mommy... - Xiao Wei!
What happened, Xiao Wei? What happened? Let me see.
- You're bleeding. - Does it hurt?
Let's go and put some medicine on it, okay?
Hurry. Xiaoqian, stay here and don't go anywhere.
- It doesn't hurt. - We are getting medicine.
I've seen you before. You live next door, right?
- What are you doing? - Move!
I bullied her from second grade until graduation from secondary school.
The year we got into high school, she moved.
From then on I haven't seen her again.
Then do you remember what her name was?
We could get someone to go look for her.
Why should I look for her?
Tell her, "Hi, how are you? I was the one who bullied you?"
I even forgot her name.
I only remember calling her "Braces girl."
"Braces girl?"
Boss, when you were younger, did you like this "Braces girl"?
I was guessing.
Little boys like to behave like that.
If we like a girl, we usually bully her to express it.
I don't like her.
I just feel apologetic towards her.
Mr. Xia.
Principal.
Sorry. I need you to do me a favor.
- What is it? - Something small.
Thank you, Mr. Xia.
If my blind date is successful this time
you will be my child's godfather.
All right. No problem.
But how will my community service hours be calculated?
Triple. It'll be as if you were working overtime.
- Okay. - Thank you.
- Did you ask? - Yes.
Then what did he say?
My boss said...
- Actually... - Were you really happy today?
- Yes! - Was class fun?
Yes! Okay!
Let's go find the principal. Let's go.
Let's wait for Principal.
Where's Principal?
He went on a blind date again.
Mary. I'll switch shifts with you today. Send the kids home.
Sorry. I'm really busy today.
You send them. It's not like anything will happen. I'm so busy.
All right. Let's go home.
Good. Let's get in the car.
Okay, one after another. Bye bye!
- Bye bye! - Be careful.
See you tomorrow! Bye bye.
Get into a line. Be good. Quickly sit down.
All right, sit down. Come. You're the last one.
Be good. Everyone has to be careful.
You have to hold on.
Boss. Boss.
Don't call me Boss.
All right. Kids, sit tight.
- We are going home now. - Okay.
Good.
We can go now.
- Bye bye! - Boss.
You have to get along well! Bye bye!
Are you sleeping? Are you sleeping?
Brother John. Brother John.
Morning bells are ringing! Morning bells are ringing!
You had to turn right there. Into that alley just now.
Xia Hejie. This is a school bus and not a sports car, all right?
You should have told me sooner. Don't just focus on singing.
Also. I'm a writer, not a taxi driver.
Sorry.
Then can I ask you to take a right at the alleyway just now?
Thank you.
All right. Come.
Nana, we're at your house. It's time to go home.
- Goodbye. Nana. - Very good. Let's go.
Teacher.
There's a car in the back that needs to pass by.
Can you move the car forward so that the car behind us can pass?
This is a single road. He can wait for a little while. Hurry up.
Nana. I'll give them to you tomorrow, okay?
- Please? - No!
But I can't find them right now. There's a car behind us.
But these crayons are new.
Okay, please, Nana?
You're only missing one. I'll give it to you tomorrow, okay?
Please, please. Let's go. Come. I beg you.
Xia Hejie. Why don't you drive around and come back?
I'll take her up first. Sorry for the trouble!
Why are you in such a rush?
Don't you see that I have a car full of kids?
Why did you honk so many times?
Oh, I've seen you before.
You're an entertainer. Xia something Jie, right?
I heard that you're good at picking up girls.
We've met at a party before. A party last month.
You took my best friend's favorite girl.
Oh, I think I've seen you before.
You're the son from that rich family called Meng something En, right?
I heard you drive fiercely, but your skills aren't very good.
You've already crashed a few of your sports cars.
My family has money. I'm Meng Chengen.
I can't remember the name.
But I remember that your family's really rich. Sorry.
No problem. I will find a way to make you remember.
- So you will never forget. - Then you need to remember.
I'm not an entertainer. I'm an author.
Author? What kind of books do you write?
It doesn't matter what kind of books I've written.
What's important is that you don't read books often.
You're wrong.
I read books. I read a lot of books. I don't read trashy books.
Just like how I don't drive trashy cars.
My car is a bit old.
But it's better than driving around a new car with a piece of trash inside.
All right. This is fun.
Sorry. We were in your way.
Sorry. Let's go.
Sorry about that. Xia Hejie!
Xia Hejie! Let's go. Sorry.
Stop looking. Let's go.
What were you doing? That was very dangerous!
Sorry. I'm not very familiar with this car and accidentally went backwards.
This van is filled with children. Can you not make these kinds of jokes?
If you don't want to drive properly, then I'll drive.
Teacher, that person deserved it. Who told him to keep honking?
Look. What kind of example are you setting for them?
I'm only teaching them to realize reality earlier.
If you're bullied and don't fight back you will continue to be humiliated.
You're going to teach kids that?
Xiao Tuoluo! We can never, never use violence against violence!
Do you understand?
What do we do when we're bullied?
If you're bullied, then you can tell the teacher or a policeman.
You can't use violence yourself. Do you understand?
- Mama, how are you? - Hello, Teacher.
Come. You are home.
Come on. Be careful!
- Bye bye! - Bye bye!
Is there a need to be this angry?
All right. I admit I shouldn't say those things in front of the children.
But everything I said was the truth.
It's just not suited for people of their age.
Xia Hejie, you are very childish.
You know it's your fault, yet you try to justify it.
I really don't understand why so many women like you.
Why is it that if a man isn't bad women won't like him?
Oh, please! If it were me...
I'd rather find an honest and good-hearted fool,
rather than a jerk that says sweet words.
What's wrong?
What are you doing?
I think...
Being a sweet-mouthed jerk... makes me happier.
Here, fool.